At Ballarat Christmas Fest

Mature aged lady, her arms laden with shopping bags full of toys and gourmet food, stop in her tracks upon seeing the pink.
MAL: Oooh, pink!
Me: Yes, come and have a taste! (I hand her first sample)
MAL: What makes it so pink?
Me: Beetroot, and as you know, beetroot stains everything.
MAL: Umm, that’s good. And it’s the right colour too. I am having a pink and blue themed Christmas so this is perfect! I won’t try them all, I already know it’s good. Just give me your pinkest one.
Me: They’re all pink. (I show her all the products).
MAL: I’ll take this (referring to PM Berries) it’s got sparkly bits in it perfect for Christmas! (the sun must have shone on the bag to produce a sparkle!) This would look good in my breakfast spread. Thank you!
Me: Thank YOU! Have a great Christmas!
MAL: Yes, I will thanks!

Pink lady’s in the pink!